The girl


I'm Lexi, but I've been known to go by the alias' of Amphetamine, Sapphyre, Kitten, and Venus. I've been on this earth for 24 years now, but I still act like I'm only just turned 21. I was born in England to an American father and a Scottish mother therefore giving me dual nationality- I've grown up in both countries, and I can't recall spending more than 6 years in any one place at any time. My dad was in the USAF for 23 years and retired when I was born. Part of the retirement perks is that he still has access to base to use things such as the commissary and BX so I spent a lot of time near various Air Force bases throughout my life.

I'm currently in the process of separating and divorcing my jackass of a husband- we were only married for two months before I left him. Marrying him was the biggest mistake of my life and even on the day of the wedding, I tried to call everything off. It really speaks volumes when the Bride is standing there screaming "I swear to god- I love my cat more than my future husband... somebody find me my damn cat or the whole wedding's off!" but of course I was just seen as bridezilla, not taken seriously about any of my concerns and simply told that I had cold feet. Being the confused, anxious and upset mess that I was, I didn't know what to think and believed them. Turns out, they were all wrong... and some of them had even lied to me because they felt that if we married he'd become "my responsibility" and they wouldn't have to deal with him anymore. He turned out to be a monster... far worse than anything I could've ever imagined. I'm now very happily dating the man who I actually was head over heels for in the first place and deep down, I knew I should've been with. I still have a long road ahead of me as far as picking up the pieces goes but in time I'll get my life sorted out while he's just digging himself a deeper grave with his lies and fraud.

I've been told that I can be quite arrogant, expensive, free spirited, frivolous and passionate. I'm told frequently that I am sarcastic, opinionated, intelligent, highly strung, blunt, and extremely honest. My bark's worse than my bite, but I hate being dragged into the middle of personal drama and social politics- it's the easiest way to annoy me.

I'm currently working as a receptionist for a hair salon and hostess at a national chain restaurant. Since my teens I've been heavily involved in working with horses, riding for the disabled, and various conservation projects. I'm hoping to pick up a second job sometime in the next few months and hopefully enroll in school next year for Cosmetology.

I love to spend time with my friends hanging out- which usually includes random adventures, movies, and alcohol- lots of alcohol. I love Diet Coke- I'm actually addicted to it. I can't go a day without it or I get horrible headaches from the lack of caffeine. I'm a terrible chain smoker. I listen to my music way too loud. Milky Way Dark is my favourite candy bar. The craziest shit always ends up happening to me and I'm not sure why.